Your Own Little Piece of Narnia


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Fifty Victorian lamps – spaced barely 50 feet apart – will draw an inexplicable line of light through the wilderness that separates Wizard Academy from its neighbors. Hundreds of thousands of people will see these lights each year and wonder, “Who? What? Why?”

Only the truly curious will take a closer look. That’s when they will discover that each Victorian Lamp has a little brass nameplate on it.

I’d like for one of those names to be yours.

Not only will your name be be honored as a shining light on the Wizard Academy campus, the wizard will send you a copy of the sharply limited-edition hardback Chatbook, “The Power of the Universe at Your Fingertips,” a summary of Third Gravitating Bodies and how they can be used as a practical application of Chaos Theory.

Just tell us what name you want us to engrave on the brass.

And be sure to give us a postal mailing address to which the wizard can send your summary of Third Gravitating Bodies.

Dave Young,
Vice-chancellor, Wizard Academy
[email protected]

PS – The lamps will actually cost more than $1,000 each, but Roy and Pennie said that if you pay for the commercial quality post and Victorian lamp head ($500), they will supply the manpower, the drilling equipment, the cement, the wiring, and the light bulbs. What a deal! [Wizard Academy owns everything North and West of the lights, Pennie and Roy own everything South and East.]


  1. Welcome Center
  2. Chapel Dulcinea
  3. Diamond Pavilion
  4. Dulcinea Groom’s Room
  5. Dulcinea Brides’s Room
  6. Wizard Academy Tower
  7. Village of the Lost Boys
  8. Engelbrecht House
  9. Wizard Academy Gym
  10. Spence Manor
  11. Veranda Room
  12. Grapes and Grain Bar
  13. Tuscan Hall
  14. Tuscan Terrace
  15. Wizard’s Guest Cottage
  16. Fang and Feather Whiskey Tasting Room

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