100% Online Whiskey Course and Bonafication
Bona Fide Whisky Enthusiast
You’re a fan of our Whiskey Vault channel.
Becoming a Bona Fide Whiskey Enthusiast is the natural next step.
You’ll be joining a rag tag band of miscreants and ne’er-do-wells hell bent on raising the bar for whiskey.
(And have you seen the Bonnie Card?)
Your Bonafication Means You’ll Know…
Know How It’s Made
Which means you’ll be
the go-to local expert.
You’ll know what you like and how to order it.
Be a Whiskey Force
For good that is.
Shepherd the underlings in the ways of the anti-snob.
How To Share It
Putting it all together means
you’ll host the whisky tastings
everyone wants to be at.
Card Carrying Member
When you complete this whisky course you’ll receive your official Bona Fide Whisky Enthusiast card.
Two things you should know:
- The Bonnie Cards are numbered sequentially.
- We’re going to Bona-Fi 1,000,003 Whiskey Enthusiast.
Because you’ve been watching the Whiskey Vault, we’re inviting you in early. Which means you’ve got a shot at a card that only has 4 digits (in the 1,000’s) instead of the Johnny-come-lately’s who’ll be stuck with 5- and 6-digit card numbers.
Put it in your wallet where, at a moment’s notice, it’ll testify to your Bona Fides.
Flashed my Bonnie Card to the gate agent today and got upgraded to First Class. Wield your power accordingly.
The card is indispensable. It cuts through bottle wax, works as a spoon, and I’m actually looking forward to winter, so I can use it to scrape icy windshields.
Forgot my Costco card and decided it couldn’t hurt to hand them my Bonnie card in its place. I am now their only Double Platinum member. Still trying to understand what all the perks are, but it does come with a forklift certification and I have access to employee restrooms!